Friday, September 18, 2009

Swap Your Decrepit Pets Here!

Hello, people of the universe! This blog is for pet owners who want to swap their old, barfing, crapping all over, flea ridden, farting, stinky pets with others! Contact each other in the comment section below! Exchange away! Also, gross stories left in the comment section will be "published" as posts by the perpetrators of Decrepit Pet Swap!

Sincerely,
DPS Team

1 comment:

  1. I would definitely be happy to swap my musty old clothes, but never my decrepit old cat. I only just got him a year ago, having inherited him from a couple who just didn't have a use for him any more. He's FAT, and SASSY and couldn't care less about the other pets in the house. He just eats, begs to eat and if he's not doing that, he's taking man-sized, tooth-curling, stinky dumps, or sleeping. But he's mine and I love him!

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